apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

nicosdisangelic:

new republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image ive ever seen

image

subtxts:

who is john. why is he locked. free him .

no this is not appropriate but no i am not sorry

no-youth:

i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

THIS WAS IN THE PUPPY TAG????

like, i hate to be so negative but really, i despise mainlanders who give birth in hong kong so they can get citizenship. like do you really think a territory one-third the size of rhode island can support the influx of you and your shit babies. no

Who says your shoulder can’t be healed? So what if it’s wrecked? … I’ll be waiting for you to come back.

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard