treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me


my favorite little thing in homestuck is that bro strider clearly was trying to start the scratch on his own before bec noir memed on him. and thats such a dirk thing to do. told nobody about his plan. just decided he was going to reset the universe.



I like the idea that some pokemon are introduced in games where they’re not in their ‘home’ region.

Like, for example, Yanma. Introduced in Johto. Everyone thinks of it as a Johto pokemon. But it was incredibly rare and usually only found when it started swarming.

But in Pastoria’s Great Marsh, it’s fairly common. So maybe Yanma are native to Sinnoh, and they only very rarely show up anywhere else, and really they’re Sinnoh pokemon despite us thinking of them as Johto pokemon.

Or like, Eevee. Which has to be found as a one-off gift in basically every region… except Kalos, where they’re found freely in the wild. So Eevees come from Kalos, and back in Red/Blue you found a rare imported one.

actually makes a lot of sense


FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township


i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed